Deliana/19/Netherlands
(drama, guitar, philosophy, science, good old films, and catchy tunes)
The truth is...
I can chew, not 6, but 9 saltine crackers in 60 seconds. I learned how to do calculus when I was 6. I can bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I’ve met the Queen of England and enjoyed a nice cup of tea with her. I have skateboarded on the moon. I have won the Nobel Peace Prize twice. I have climbed Mount Everest. I’ve taken pilot lessons at the age of 5. I started 1st grade when I was 3 years old. I know English, Bulgarian, Kashubian, and Finnish. I have starved in the Khalahari desert. I once read The Count of Monte Cristo and Pride and Prejudice in one day. I have won bullfights in San Juan and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I wear size 000 jeans and model for Chanel. I have written award winning operas. I have 145 songs written about me, including 1 Beatles track. I have fallen off the edge of the Earth. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I can do anything.But I’m terrible when it comes to lying.
All I want in life is an endless supply of macarons.
phessy:
mini-mani-mo:
missladyalmighty:
4gifs:
That awkward moment when the assassination fails
oh my god this is from my country holy snap
that awkward moment when you feel embarrassed by this because you know that this is in your country and when you know that this is just a bullshits
I don’t know if I should cry or laugh…..
Yeah, that’s in my homeland.
(Source: 4gifs)
Glaciers have melted to the sea
I wish the tide would take me over
(Source: keepcalmandlisten95)
