(drama, guitar, philosophy, science, good old films, and catchy tunes)
The truth is...
I can chew, not 6, but 9 saltine crackers in 60 seconds. I learned how to do calculus when I was 6. I can bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I’ve met the Queen of England and enjoyed a nice cup of tea with her. I have skateboarded on the moon. I have won the Nobel Peace Prize twice. I have climbed Mount Everest. I’ve taken pilot lessons at the age of 5. I started 1st grade when I was 3 years old. I know English, Bulgarian, Kashubian, and Finnish. I have starved in the Khalahari desert. I once read The Count of Monte Cristo and Pride and Prejudice in one day. I have won bullfights in San Juan and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I wear size 000 jeans and model for Chanel. I have written award winning operas. I have 145 songs written about me, including 1 Beatles track. I have fallen off the edge of the Earth. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I can do anything.But I’m terrible when it comes to lying.